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Perspectives on America from Abroad

Saturday, August 24, 2002
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GOD MADE DINOSAURS AND US ON SATURDAY SAYS GEORGIA

Creationism on the school curriculum in Georgia? That sounds about right. The Cobb County school district says evolution is theory, not fact, and should be critically considered. Critical consideration by folks so unevolved that they believe the Bible is literally true? Creationism isn't even theory, it's fantasy. Low grade fantasy at that. Georgia has come a long way since the Scopes trial, and for all the world to see.


posted by Robert Brady 1:04 AM
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Thursday, August 22, 2002
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BUSH TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT TREES
Will Correct Incompetent Forests, He's Not Sure How, Cut Trees to Save Them, Use Common Sense, Something

At last a Bush has come along who will do something about all the underbrush and the trees in these incompetent natural forests up in the northwest and elsewhere that have been bumbling along in aimless naturalness for eons, getting nowhere, scientifcally ignorant, not knowing how to take care of themselves, not using common sense, just dirtying up the national parks, seeding and growing and falling over and growing again, and the completely useless undergrowth, I mean what's the point, right Dub? Stats sure don't lie. Trees causing lots of trouble and no work, not making any money at all for Republicans or their lumber industry supporters. Someone had to do something about it. Its a terrible thing to see a forest just grow on and on like that, not turning into cash or anything, like Dubya himself before they put the strings on. This decisive action will create 100,000 dirty, dangerous, unhealthy, low-paying and temporary jobs in the area. Dubya knows how hard it is to put food on your family.

For further detail on this fiasco, click
here.

posted by Robert Brady 6:29 AM
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